Welcome to the inaugural edition of Turn that Frown Upside Downtown where our resident punster Sara Anderson asks a Downtowner for their favorite joke. To kick things off, we’re featuring Sara’s favorite jokes. Laughs not guaranteed.
1. Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder?
Yeah, apparently it made him get a little behind in his work.
2. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’s still stationary.
3. What did the bra say to the hat?
(what?)

You go on a head, I have to give these two a lift.
Have a joke you want to share? Email Sara Anderson at sanderson@downtownphx.org.